So I’m in Hawaii and People are Actually Jealous

This is a very silly concept, since all I’m doing right now is getting into a small argument with my friend Phil. He insists that Nazis can and will live at the center of the earth and they’re going to exposit why in this movie he’s going to watch.
Also I have had enough time to have opinions about movie characters.
The snorkelling is pretty fun, though, as is the near-constant low-level worry about whether or not I know where my shoes are at any given moment.